“I just bought a microwave fireplace… You can spend an entire evening in front of it in only eight minutes.”
“I just bought a microwave fireplace… You can spend an entire evening in front of it in only eight minutes.”
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'''Q:''' What do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
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'''A:''' “You can’t tell me off for something I didn’t do!”
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'''Q:''' What is the fruitiest lesson?
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'''A:''' History, because it is full of dates.